The Wingman Chronicles by James Holeva ♥GIVEAWAY♥ (Comedy)

James Holeva, aka "The Wingman," is as classy as he is crass. His life is a dirty ride of uncouth adventures involving weddings, proms, threesomes, soccer moms, models, strippers, balconies, bedrooms, backseats and bathroom stalls. No details are spared in this humorous,

erotic, autobiographical novel depicting all of his hedonistic debauchery. Full of jaw-dropping moments, gut-busting laughs and multiple orgasms, "The Wingman Chronicles" will make you laugh and orgasm at the same time.

Fast paced, in your face, and offensive, this swaggering young player degrades with class while providing a message to the world, "Don't ever let anybody stifle your adventure."

AskWingman Tips and Tricks

Creepin’ Advice For Men

If you take a girl on a date and don’t make a move she doesn’t think you’re nice, she thinks you’re gay.

The reason a girl gets dressed sexy, puts on uncomfortable heels, and spends a night buying expensive drinks instead of sitting in bed drinking cheap boxed wine is to get fucked.

Follow her into the bathroom. Even if she slaps you, kicks you in the balls, and has you arrested she’ll respect you for trying.

A spanking doesn’t have any sexual effect on a girl unless you leave a hand-print on her ass.

A woman’s orgasm isn’t physical, it’s mental.

Girls are torn between their sexual need to be treated like a whore, and their emotional need to think too much about it. What I’m saying is fuck her hard, spank her, pull her hair, choke her and call her a filthy little cum slut, then afterward eat Sushi and watch Netflix.

Eat em’ for twenty then you could fuck em’ for two, that’s how you get the stud status.

Don’t forget to cuddle because the more comfortable she is, the more likely she is to let you put it in her ass.

For The Ladies…

Stop thinking so much… You’re a girl, every guy wants to fuck you.

You’d be happier, and more guys would buy drinks for you, if you left certain friends at home.

Every time you have the urge to have an independent thought you should have anal sex to take your mind off it.

Just because you want to be a fuck buddy doesn’t mean you have to be a whore.

You have Pussy Power, so to get what you want all you have to do is not put out. In other words, pussy power is about doing nothing.

The only reason women get fucked over by guys is because they don’t realize the power they have over guys.

No straight man wants to be just your friend. Being just friends with a girl is like jerking off without letting yourself cum.

Sucking dick without swallowing is like taking your dog for a walk and not picking up its shit.

Watch the trailer for James' TV series, The Wingman

James Holeva aka “The Wingman” is an author, comedian, actor and Lothario. He created, starred in and executive produced The Wingman TV Pilot which is currently being shopped to networks. He also tours North America with his X-rated, interactive live show “The Wingman Comedy Tour: Comedy That Gets You Laid,” and recently recorded his debut comedy album which will be available in 2013.

When Holeva isn’t touring, he splits his time between New York City and an array of girl’s residences. He also hosts #askwingman Q & A sessions regularly on his controversial Twitter account @wingmanbiz